thomas-sanders-with-vine:

Frightful Things ✨

one-eyed-corruptiion:

flying-moon-bunny:

thatsthat24:

A Dog’s Theme Song 🐶 (W/ Daniel Olenick)

I don’t even own a dog and this is too real

Thomas & Daniel[singing]: “We are dogs, Yeah we’re fierce K-9. 

We love our owners, We’ll defend them with our-”

Vacuum cleaner[while on]enters: *Loud Vacuum noises*

Thomas & Daniel[Panicked screaming]: AHHHHHHH! [x3]

wontyoubemystalker:

onfirelikegasoline:

becketts-one-and-done:

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

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when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

Its Back! yasss

spicy-vagina-tacos:

me when i dont wanna go to class

tyleroakley: “ ketchuppee: “ geekycrap: “ 4gifs: “ Waterbears can go without food or water for more than a decade. They can survive temperatures from zero to above the boiling point of water, pressure six times stronger than the deepest ocean trench,...

tyleroakley:

ketchuppee:

geekycrap:

4gifs:

Waterbears can go without food or water for more than a decade. They can survive temperatures from zero to above the boiling point of water, pressure six times stronger than the deepest ocean trench, radiation hundreds of times higher than the fatal dose for a human, and the vacuum of space.

but everything comes at a price
son of a bitch looks like a dick

Guys you don’t know the half it. Tardigrades, or waterbears, (or moss piglets, how cute is that?) are the coolest things in the entire world.
They pretty much live everywhere on earth, and all they do is amble around drinking water. But if their life is in danger, they shrivel up into this little raisin thing and they can survive practically anything.
There was a piece of moss sitting dry in a museum for a century. Some scientists wetted the moss, and they woke back up. Just started drinking the water again.
They have survived as near to absolute zero as science has allowed us to get.
They’ve woken up after being subjected to hundreds of times the radiation lethal to humans, even though they are about 3 millimeters in length on average.
NASA sent them into orbit and they were released into the vacuum of space for ten days. They woke up.
So what does this mean? Scientists believe this may help to prove the existence of live elsewhere in the universe, and how life came to Earth. If there are creatures that can survive the emptiness of space, who’s to say an asteroid didn’t carry some from one planet to ours?

but everything comes at a price
son of a bitch looks like a dick

psyducked: “ the front page of tumblr had a picture of me asking people to stick their cocks in my mouth if that doesn’t convince you to sign up I don’t know what will ”

psyducked:

the front page of tumblr had a picture of me asking people to stick their cocks in my mouth

if that doesn’t convince you to sign up I don’t know what will

paper-storm:

mikeykink:

do you ever learn a new fact and it fucks you over really badly even though it has no effect on your life but it still feels like your whole life was a lie anyways hey did you know barcode scanners scan the white spaces in between and not actually the black bars

THEY FUCKING WHAT

cr.